Manchild

By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 937
You deserved it 29 426
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P_to_the_AM 9

YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.

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oiendoio 1

oh my 28 he is ancient

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oiendoio 1

oh my 28 he is ancient

249 9
RacistPancake 6

Your never to old to make laser noises.

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fabian21 0

This, along with the planetarium and the plastic flower FML's, should be MBIA's. MyBoyfriendIsAwesome.

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enonymous 8

**** yea you know what's better than pew pew noises? Pew pew noises while you're ******* coloring with some crayons on the menu at Denny's

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yougotapes 7

Ahh i always make sound effects for practically everything I do.. Makes life enjoyable

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KailyKii 11

Your boyfriend is awesome. Pew Pew Pew!!!

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duke56924903 11

Lasers are cool, and lasers will always be cool, so you should really just get used to it.

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yoursucklives 36

pew pew noises are the best noises. but swoosh noises are great too.

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Akai_fml 4

Exactly #24! I voted this "You deserve it" because, really, everyone deserves someone that awesome in their life.

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Mendara_fml 0

I concur, a healthy sense of humor is important and may be a leading cause of happiness in my marriage. Also 28 is the new 15, didn't you hear?

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Spaghetti7 5

Get him laser hair removal on his head, cuz why not.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Because you could maybe, by chance, possibly end up in jail for murder.

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IscoreOnU 19

Because that's ******* stupid #4 why would you do that? Unless you have cancer or something still kinda pointless.

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futtbuck101 1

That's a hairy situ- *gets shot in the head*

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1215116a 14

Shot in the head by laser by any cance?

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Ctwebsyter 0

Haha, I love ur comment and pic... Can I smang it guuurl?

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P_to_the_AM 9

YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.

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yougotapes 7

When lol wasn't inserted...

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krez 20

If you thought it was funny, how it this an FML?

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dudeitsdanny 9

When you posted it on Fmylife.com..

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Ugi 26

#39 - If you thought it was funny, where's the issue? Or maybe I got it wrong and the F is for Funny!

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a_nutritionist 10

@39 so are you now saying this isnt an fml? cos either you laughed along and found it to be some stupid fun, or you didnt. pick a side, dumbass.

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cupcakegirl93 8

He was just Jk around.... Why are you taking this so seriously and whining about it ?

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WCARlover 34

Oh who cares he's just trying to be funny

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evilscorpi 29

seesh he cant make a joke,??? i would have laughed and called him silly lol

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fmessiah 19

My thoughts exactly, is humour supposed to die at a certain age?

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mellylicious 8

Make fun of his forest down where the sun don't shine.

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NoNotTheFace 8

Men, our mission today is to destroy the follicle. DESTROY THE FOLLICLE. FOR SPARTAAA.

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nothingmuch_ 5

Whaha. Your comment actually made me laugh out loud :P

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