Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML I agree, your life sucks 41079 I agree, your life sucks 41079 You deserved it 3570 You deserved it 3570 2 0 18 23 By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 January 2013 06:12 / United States - Amelia
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Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML I agree, your life sucks 20745 I agree, your life sucks 20745 You deserved it 1492 You deserved it 1492 59
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but... I agree, your life sucks 30426 I agree, your life sucks 30426 You deserved it 7631 You deserved it 7631 128
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my... I agree, your life sucks 22714 I agree, your life sucks 22714 You deserved it 14330 You deserved it 14330 104
Today I was sitting at my cubical at work and was bored so I was looking up Halloween costume ideas. Someone posted a very realistic uncircumcised penis... I agree, your life sucks 3 I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 9 You deserved it 9 1
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me.. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Portugal Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I dislike the most, to which I blurted out "people". I don't think I'm landing this one. FML
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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