FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 414 You deserved it 161 Share Tweet Share
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 442 You deserved it 12 013
Today, my wife informed me that on Easter Sunday we are going to Cornwall to celebrate her dad's 85th birthday. He lives there. Only an idiot travels to Cornwall on a bank holiday weekend, because you are guaranteed to sit in stationary traffic for six hours, then six hours on the way back. FML I agree, your life sucks 387 You deserved it 128
Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML I agree, your life sucks 29 889 You deserved it 5 399
Today, I got to work and saw a new desk had been setup on stilts. "Oh, who got the standing desk?" I asked. Turns out it's for the guy in the wheelchair who was right behind me. It needs to be high so the controls of his wheelchair can fit under the desk. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 632 You deserved it 3 845
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 471 You deserved it 554
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 778 You deserved it 102
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 049 You deserved it 2 402
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 733 You deserved it 91 673
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!