FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 416 You deserved it 162 Share Tweet Share
Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him "Meow" over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin, and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 634 You deserved it 68 713
Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 61 You deserved it 1 099
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 404 You deserved it 28 723
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 422 You deserved it 5 229
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 847 You deserved it 4 617
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML I agree, your life sucks 650 You deserved it 201
Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 747 You deserved it 1 514
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML I agree, your life sucks 17 420 You deserved it 81 639
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!