FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 419 You deserved it 165 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML I agree, your life sucks 12 632 You deserved it 1 565
Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML I agree, your life sucks 49 454 You deserved it 4 423
Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 619 You deserved it 1 971
Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 721 You deserved it 2 858
Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 217 You deserved it 1 079
Today, I woke my boyfriend up at 7 a.m. to have sex. I thought the sex was great, but later he kept complaining, "I can't believe you woke me up so early." FML I agree, your life sucks 2 022 You deserved it 787
Today, my four year-old son has reached the phase where yelling random words is funny. I can't go five minutes without hearing, "CHICKEN NUGGET!" or "KALAMAZOO!" or "STINKY SOCKS!" FML I agree, your life sucks 564 You deserved it 281
Today, after three years of letting everyone work remotely and do our thing, my company suddenly demanded everyone return to the office. Now I get sit in traffic for two hours every day just to join Zoom calls from a cubicle. FML I agree, your life sucks 518 You deserved it 114
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!