Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I'd tried to do my makeup in a natural way for my high school graduation. I don't have much experience, but I went for it anyway. Now, looking at the photos, I can see how fucking orange I looked at the party. FML
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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poolshark 0
oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do (that's what the tanning salon does to you)
gotitallright 2
beauty school dropout, go back to high school.
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Comments (76)
hustler123 0
hahahaha thats funny but if i was that model i would've slapped you across the face!
alexgisforme3 0
=( that sucks for her lol
shamille 5
lol more like f HER life. someone's modeling career is over (jk jk)
heyyou1203 0
#13, 15 and 20... May I ask what you do for a living? You obviously have some high powered executive job where you feel that you're allowed to judge and criticize others for their professions. Cosmetology is an excellent field to go into and garners a lot of respect as well as money. Ask Paul Mitchell or any other famous stylist who costs $500+ for a haircut. People pay good money to have their make-up done, too, because our society obsesses over making women look beautiful, so you want someone who knows what they're doing. Hope you enjoy working for minimum wage.
dorkasaurusROAR 7
Thank you! I would love to work in that sort of field. (:
clairebear096 0
i would have "accidentally" sneezed on you while you were doing my make-up. major FAIL!
fml_lover1 0
Thank you so much, #36 I was completely thinking the same thing about these morons. Obviously, they've never heard of cosmetology schools. And, nowhere in this post does it say that the model had used fake tanner. Obvii the OP thought that her friend had somehow messed up on the poor model. Open mouth, insert foot. It happens.
24788 7
Lol, I bet that was awkward for the next hour.
KawaiiRoxas 0
oops?XD
AnaMaree 0
I think the model should be posting here, not you.
Yeoman 0
She deserved it. Orange and blotchy? Go seek medical attention