By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
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YDI for using self tanner. Tanner cream = instant oompaloompa

I call BS. Unless you had mistaken your tanning lotion for moisturizer or unless you answer your phone with your feet this seems unlikely. You would have noticed tanning lotion on your phone when you picked it up unless you're an idiot.

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DAMN TELEMARKETERS!

orange is totally in. hahaha.

I call BS. Unless you had mistaken your tanning lotion for moisturizer or unless you answer your phone with your feet this seems unlikely. You would have noticed tanning lotion on your phone when you picked it up unless you're an idiot.

who the hell answer's telemarketers? if i dont have you in my phone book numbers im not picking up

PRO-FUCKING-CEEDED

bwahahahahahah that made me pee a little bit xD

plus why would your face be all orange i would think one finger size line maybe 2 or 3 but what do you do rub your face with your phone?

exfoliate your face... that should help.

Thats what you get for using fake tan in the first place.

not everyone can tan. some people just burn.

did you get it all over the phone too? YDI. wash your hands.

YDI for using self tanner. Tanner cream = instant oompaloompa