Health: Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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By demaris - 30/10/2010 23:46 - Canada

Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML

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By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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By betterthanhodor - 03/06/2015 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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By apparentlyugly - 10/12/2014 01:56 - United States - Henderson

Today, after spending a lazy day at home, I went to UPS with my mom to help her pick up a package. While in line, she sent me back to the car because I'm, "an embarrassment to be around" when I'm not wearing makeup. FML

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Looks to Die For...

By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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Top comments

vatt 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:37

it is snooki

Brittneyyyy 7

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:44

Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.

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vatt 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:37

it is snooki

ohsokaila 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:57

Win. Yeah I think it is.

InBetweenDreams 0

Monday 27 December 2010 0:37

LOL, that put a smile on my face. :) Just wear concealer to cover the uneveness. And skin isn't usually orange without going to tanning beds or spray tanning, so I suggest you stop Fake n' Baking.

rockon4life 2

Monday 27 December 2010 0:48

umm ever thought she didn't mean right then ? what if she just meant when you do wear it?

firefly0219 0

Monday 27 December 2010 2:15

hello there (Insert alien name here)

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 27 December 2010 2:42

That's a waste of beauty... tsk tsk!

SeanFredrick 3

Monday 27 December 2010 7:53

OMG.

truthbetoldxoxo 0

Monday 27 December 2010 7:56

skin can be orange if you have jaundice

mintcar 9

Monday 27 December 2010 8:34

I thought Jaundice was yellowish pigmentation of the skin, not orange? Anyways, if she had Jaundice, I'm pretty sure her own mother would know.

quraishakrueger 4

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:47

or if youre snookie. :P

kellandj2019 7

Wednesday 25 April 2012 0:47

You're photo is really creepy LOL

JtownDude 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:37

Haha u Fugly

glenzhao2 16

Wednesday 29 December 2010 4:00

Shut up #2, carrots are good on your eyes

f_alltheirlives 3

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:38

Smooosh smoooosh

Summer17 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:55

win!

TaTaTanyaHo 5

Monday 27 December 2010 0:54

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH

breakofdawn1 0

Monday 27 December 2010 20:04

HAHAHAHAHA

Choconumm 8

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:39

Yor mom is messed, steal all her makeup and see how she likes it! >:)

chrystalthequeen 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:45

If her mom wears makeup…

zappo1214 2

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:39

hmm naturally an oompa ?

jckbco 0

Monday 27 December 2010 14:46

win

imababeee 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:39

that's so mean.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 27 December 2010 4:04

You look like Ashli Orion.

wowdominator 0

Monday 27 December 2010 8:29

Nice pic. Awesome comment. xD

my2twocents125 2

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:43

first

jmac317 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:43

thts just unfortunate

Brittneyyyy 7

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:44

Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.

PattiePie 9

Saturday 31 December 2011 3:12

True dat

memo619 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:45

tell her it's thanks to her genes then you should fart on her pillow for the emotional damage she caused you

ninjas27 0

Monday 27 December 2010 0:24

hahahahaha hell yeah!

Fiend_fml 0

Monday 27 December 2010 2:43

Aha, Maybe she'll get pink eye from it. Unless that's just a rumor.

Xythenol 6

Monday 27 December 2010 3:45

The pillow fart was...random o_o;

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