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By FML Videos - 23/11/2018 12:30 - United States - Montgomery

Now that's a rough day!

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Phillycheeze 20

Friday 23 November 2018 20:51

DUMBASS. That guys mother and father are brother and sister.

manb91uk 22

Friday 23 November 2018 19:50

OK, this actually made me laugh out loud

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manb91uk 22

Friday 23 November 2018 19:50

OK, this actually made me laugh out loud

Phillycheeze 20

Friday 23 November 2018 20:51

DUMBASS. That guys mother and father are brother and sister.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 23 November 2018 21:27

yep it's Monday 😂

Athens Mahrt 5

Saturday 24 November 2018 5:33

you cant drive 2 vehicles at once no matter how hard you try

ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 4:57

I am genuinely curious on how he thought a forklift and a boat was going to play out.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Monday 26 November 2018 3:21

And to think this dumbass gets paid twice as much as an enlisted person in the Armed Forces.

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML

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