Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I'd tried to do my makeup in a natural way for my high school graduation. I don't have much experience, but I went for it anyway. Now, looking at the photos, I can see how fucking orange I looked at the party. FML
Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
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poolshark 0
oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do (that's what the tanning salon does to you)
gotitallright 2
beauty school dropout, go back to high school.
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Comments (76)
illeyad 0
As an aesthetician you should have noticed that it was her skin (likely blotchy due to horrible fake tan application). Next time look before you leap, your entering a market where you have to be sensitive to your clients- whether they have good skin or not.
life_is_life 0
cosmetic application class lol. anyways, i wonder if she had a fake tan or if it was just her skin..
harlehatschi 0
to all the people who are whining about how the OP deserves it because s/he's taking cosmetic application class... when you (or your girlfriends) want to look as nice as you can you know you're going to get someone to put on your makeup. gtfover it
no_day_but_2day 0
Ew a model with orange blotchy skin? How is she a model? Thats so gross.
heyitsmandy 0
Uhm, can't you tell the difference between skin color and orange and blotchy? Not sounding rude or anything.
kandyjohnson 0
YDI. Why would you be learning to apply foundation to a model if they already have makeup on?? Dum-du-du-du-DUMB!!!
hustler123 0
We have this one chick in our school and shes so orange whenever she walks by me and my friends start singing the oompa loompa song...lmfao
Bumlove89 0
At least she didnt curse you out. I don't think this is a FYL. Everyone says stupid stuff every now and then.
amiss 2
FHL, not yours. You just have no tact.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Bwaha, like that's a real course.