By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
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  Kanvis78  |  0

The YDI is for the stupidity involved in creating the FML in the first place. Hence, you fail ! In other words, we wouldn't also say FML, because only a moron would have dropped the bottle from 5 feet to kill a harmless cricket. Enjoy.

  myschyveus  |  0

48 he deserves it because he purposely dropped a container filled with(brightly colored) paint to the floor when he could easily have used his shoe or something else sensible.

By  lemontarts  |  0

You basically fail, you can't just scoop it up and put it outside...or use the time tested method of squishing it with your damn foot? WOW I'd hate to see you kill a spider.

By  FYLDeep  |  25

It seems like you should have had a lot of red flags going off in your head that maybe this was a bad idea. First of all, did you ever hear of someone trying to kill an insect via paint canister?

  GrEaT_BaMbInO  |  0

and your a loser. what are you going to do convince her to to move away from home to see you. try meeting people in the real world an not via Internet. it kinda makes you look pathetic. FYI

  Djosef_fml  |  0

I just figured out the perfect murder. I will never get caught if I kill an Oompa-Loompa by droping a can of orange paint on it... wait a minute...

OP, you're busted. Someone call the police.