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Same thing different taste
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ewwwww
first. bask in the glory. fafp
FY-hepatitis-ridden-L!
thread jacking in 3,2,1
just vomitted in my mouth : S
Wouldn't oral thermometers and rectal thermometers look a tad different?
guessing she wasn't feeling well, she probably just forgot to check wanting to know whether or not she had a fever (:
gnarly haha
Bacteria for dayssss
No, but you can tell the difference by the taste.
red = rectal blue = mouth Round tip = rectal pointy tip = mouth plastic film cover = no shit
idk... but I just checked my daughters temp with 3 diff ones, under the arm said 101.6, pacifier thermometer said 103.1 and ear said 98.7... I know the ear is wrong cuz she definately has a fever, Im assuming the arm was the best reading, I just called her dr, waiting him to call me back
wow ur ugly!!
roho--with the auxillary you need to add a degree. rectal you subtract one, and oral is usually right on. hope the wee one feels better :/ my lil one isn't doing so hot either. hand foot & mouth disease, ear infections, pink eye, and something else viral is going around our daycare :/ I'm praying hers is just the viral--no temp yet, just a runny nose and crankiness :(
Well, maybe it's because your mouth isn't as hot as the anus!!! Wait, my sentence doesn't sound so great!!!
Btw, the OP is a guy, and not from France. He lives in New York. The reason he didn't know is because it was one of those thermometers that can be used for either. You can buy them at any Walgreens or CVS.
there is differences in thermometers. rectal has a rounded tip which is red. oral is not as round with a blue tip. and checking your temp the axillary way is the most unacurate reading. you should try using another method.
no shit Sherlock!
did u hold it in ur mouth?
my sister nicknames her rectal thermometor " *****".
haha love that movie
hahaha lol
hahaha that's gross
Rectal thermometers? Don't even want to know.
rectum=butt. its a thermometer that goes up ur ass
I absolutely love your pic 7, it's pretty amazing! ^^ I think I used that comma properly.. : )
I know I sound stupid, but I don't get it!
Your name sucks. So does Twilight.
Agreed.
Damn straight.
agree and a rectal thermometer goes in ur ass she put her sisters rectal thermometer in her mouth. thts why her name is ass to mouth. (which isnt a bad **** sight) lol
lol, twilight can be some what over rated
Twilight blows.
This is probably the best first fail ever. You got ninth. lol. fafp
i was first. put tht in ur juicebox and suck it
ydi don't take things that aren't yours haha YDI
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******* VOM... I'm a nurse and that's just gross!!!!
Rectal thermometers? Don't even want to know.