How dare you say small things are for small people... ...and then he bought the couch

Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

True @ #4.

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but it's freaking hilarious

Nope

That seems just a little too unlikely. I call BS.

So what did we learn today kids? Don't be a jackass

^^ win

You sooo deserved that one! Ever occurred to you to maybe THINK or even look around before you speak?! ;)

generally, I don't look around before I speak. what would I look for? and before anybody says "idk maybe a MIDGET?" think about it. what are the odds of a random midget just listening in to what I say?

Pretty high you can never see them around. :)

Not your brightest moment was it?

hilarious.

facepalm!