FML : Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget."...

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Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nikki - / Sunday 5 April 2009 03:40 / United States

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By Silhouette_fml | 0

#83980 - Sunday 5 April 2009 11:53

Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

By spankyness | 0

#83978 - Sunday 5 April 2009 11:51

How dare you say small things are for small people...

...and then he bought the couch

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By spankyness | 0

#83978 - Sunday 5 April 2009 11:51

How dare you say small things are for small people...

...and then he bought the couch

By Silhouette_fml | 0

#83980 - Sunday 5 April 2009 11:53

Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

By darronlee | 0

#83985 - Sunday 5 April 2009 12:00

True @ #4.

By suadelaaa | 0

#84002 - Sunday 5 April 2009 12:13

I hate posts like these.
"Today I said the wrong thing and looked like a jerk. Wahhh, woe is me. FML" Blahblahblah

daymann | 0

#1494916 - Monday 4 October 2010 5:10

but it's freaking hilarious

madgrinchhatter | 12

#3731070 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:58

Nope

By Lolrus | 0

#84003 - Sunday 5 April 2009 12:16

That seems just a little too unlikely.
I call BS.

By MoonTiger | 4

#84007 - Sunday 5 April 2009 12:22

So what did we learn today kids? Don't be a jackass

billyhirvine09 | 0

#980218 - Friday 16 April 2010 5:07

^^ win

By Cookie_kaioo | 0

#84016 - Sunday 5 April 2009 12:37

You sooo deserved that one!

Ever occurred to you to maybe THINK or even look around before you speak?! ;)

Rhythm_Man | 0

#1120663 - Thursday 22 July 2010 0:20

generally, I don't look around before I speak. what would I look for? and before anybody says "idk maybe a MIDGET?" think about it. what are the odds of a random midget just listening in to what I say?