By Nikki - United States
Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
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  Rhythm_Man  |  0

generally, I don't look around before I speak. what would I look for? and before anybody says "idk maybe a MIDGET?" think about it. what are the odds of a random midget just listening in to what I say?