Miscellaneous: Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was...

By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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Sunday 5 April 2009 11:53

Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

spankyness 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 11:51

How dare you say small things are for small people... ...and then he bought the couch

spankyness 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 11:51

How dare you say small things are for small people... ...and then he bought the couch

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Sunday 5 April 2009 11:53

Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

darronlee 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 12:00

True @ #4.

suadelaaa 0

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Sunday 5 April 2009 12:13

I hate posts like these. "Today I said the wrong thing and looked like a jerk. Wahhh, woe is me. FML" Blahblahblah

daymann 0

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Monday 4 October 2010 5:10

but it's freaking hilarious

madgrinchhatter 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:58

Nope

Lolrus 0

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Sunday 5 April 2009 12:16

That seems just a little too unlikely. I call BS.

MoonTiger 4

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Sunday 5 April 2009 12:22

So what did we learn today kids? Don't be a jackass

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Friday 16 April 2010 5:07

^^ win

Cookie_kaioo 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 12:37

You sooo deserved that one! Ever occurred to you to maybe THINK or even look around before you speak?! ;)

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Thursday 22 July 2010 0:20

generally, I don't look around before I speak. what would I look for? and before anybody says "idk maybe a MIDGET?" think about it. what are the odds of a random midget just listening in to what I say?