Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
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spankyness
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How dare you say small things are for small people...
...and then he bought the couch
...and then he bought the couch
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Silhouette_fml
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Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.
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darronlee
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True @ #4.
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suadelaaa
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I hate posts like these.
"Today I said the wrong thing and looked like a jerk. Wahhh, woe is me. FML" Blahblahblah
"Today I said the wrong thing and looked like a jerk. Wahhh, woe is me. FML" Blahblahblah
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daymann
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but it's freaking hilarious
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madgrinchhatter
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Nope
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Lolrus
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That seems just a little too unlikely.
I call BS.
I call BS.
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MoonTiger
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So what did we learn today kids? Don't be a jackass
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billyhirvine09
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^^ win
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Cookie_kaioo
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You sooo deserved that one!
Ever occurred to you to maybe THINK or even look around before you speak?! ;)
Ever occurred to you to maybe THINK or even look around before you speak?! ;)
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Rhythm_Man
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generally, I don't look around before I speak. what would I look for? and before anybody says "idk maybe a MIDGET?" think about it. what are the odds of a random midget just listening in to what I say?
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Naith
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Pretty high you can never see them around. :)
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nrgeer
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Not your brightest moment was it?
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last_fml
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hilarious.
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lol_seriously
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facepalm!
...and then he bought the couch