By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
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Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

How dare you say small things are for small people... ...and then he bought the couch

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How dare you say small things are for small people... ...and then he bought the couch

Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

I hate posts like these. "Today I said the wrong thing and looked like a jerk. Wahhh, woe is me. FML" Blahblahblah

but it's freaking hilarious

That seems just a little too unlikely. I call BS.

So what did we learn today kids? Don't be a jackass

You sooo deserved that one! Ever occurred to you to maybe THINK or even look around before you speak?! ;)

generally, I don't look around before I speak. what would I look for? and before anybody says "idk maybe a MIDGET?" think about it. what are the odds of a random midget just listening in to what I say?

Pretty high you can never see them around. :)

Not your brightest moment was it?