Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML
Today, I brought home a ukulele I had just bought. Excited, I showed my dad. He then looked at me, smirked, and said "Just like everything else you have, it's a bit smaller than normal." FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.
spankyness 0
How dare you say small things are for small people... ...and then he bought the couch
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Comments (140)
Lunie_fml 0
Hahahahahah, that's freaking funny.
1st_time_caller_ 0
#32 by EffYoLife, I could have said "That was not proper English" F*** that shit, I don't care about proper English, I care about people hearing what is meant, and not just what I say. You heard what I meant, so that was "GOOD ENGLISH", but admittedly not proper English, which wasn't my intent in the first place. Get over yourself while I try to do the same. lol
meganpaige 0
pwned.
Bear_Sandwich 0
HAHAAHHAH NICE. XD
greenman_fml 0
don't worry buddy midgets aren't real people anyway. they're like dolls or play things, there for your entertainment
ZombieZombie 0
They are God's little punchlines...
iEuphorical 0
#16: "Midget" isn't an offensive term. It's what they are. If I were a midget, I'd be more offended by "little people." It sounds so mocking. #17: Dwarfs and midgets are totally different. Seriously. They aren't the same at all. Either way, I'd be offended if I were that midget, but I still don't think it's your fault.
NorfolkDude 2
If it's for a midget, then it's for a midget.... no one should be offended. Sort of like seeing a moo-moo and telling your dad it's for fat people and right next is a fat person with a different moo-moo.
green_man 0
HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?
alex_vik 1
Looks like you were right. Thank goodness a midget just proved your point.
Spiffy 0
LOL what are the odds of that happening!