Or maybe she looks really old..

#3 Or maybe someone assumed two guys hanging out would be related to each other rather then be a couple.

14- Your grammar is worse than his.

The man is just lying to himself. He can't accept the fact that you're unavailable for a relationship. Yeah... That's it.

Why would you dump someone just because they look younger than you? As long as they aren't actually younger than you(Or, atleast, not too much), there isn't anything wrong with it.

Or a child did head upstairs, the salesman saw that op appeared to be searching for someone and assumed she was looking for her 'kid'.

14, I'm not sure if you were talking to 1 or 3, but in any case, what was the grammatical mistake? Either you misread, or I'm just blind. I don't see a problem with the grammar contained in either of their comments. .-.

Or, if you were referring to 3 saying "she," this is not a grammatical error; it is merely a lack of attention to detail. I, myself, hadn't realized that OP was a guy until I saw other comments.

Nope, that phrase is used pretty much every day. "looks older", sure, but "older looking" is used all the time as well.

60- OP is male

Whoops

Yeah well, my mom looks so much younger than her age that a cashier thought my 40 year old mom and my 14 year old brother were a couple. Like what the heck is up with that? I should write an FML about this and see if it gets accepted...

I'm with 4. I was asked the same damn thing when my now ex-fiance and I went to open a joint bank account. The funny part is, now he looks 10 years older than me. But back then, in '07, he had a baby face. I felt like a cougar at age 23 and he was only 22.

You used past tense talking about the future... I don't understand life.

Tom Cruise.

^Yes, very good. Now, can you say "Matt Damon?"

Matt Damon. Can I get a cookie? XD ..wait, you weren't talking to me? Okay... :(

"He's just got..." = "He is just got..." Also, how did he just acquire a baby face? Did he go to, like, Babies R Us and buy a reusable baby face?

That just means he appears young, his face does not reflect his age. And seriously? That = thing? Don't you speak English where you're from?

75- 1. "He's" has two contraction forms: • He's already been to school today; He has already been to school today. • He's at school; He is at school. Thus making my comment grammatically correct. 2. A "baby face" is a term to describe someone who is not an actual infant but has a younger look to them. Now please, just royally fuck off.

75- It's "He has got" which could also be written as "he's got". I hate when people are being grammar nazis and try to make someone look wrong when they are actually using correct grammar! lol No, actually I love it because it makes them sound so dumb! Haha fuck your life 75!

Maybe he's Andy Milonakis

Y is she getting thumbed down for this.. This is probably really Wut the salesman meant

I don't know, but you're getting thumbed down because the grammar and spelling in that comment are atrocious. how hard is it to write words out fully? I understand using "u" instead of you now and again, but that ^ is overdoing it

Me too!!! LOL

He wouldn't 'have sex with a random chick' seeing as he is gay.

He could be bisexual.

Are people that trashy?

Considering you can get a hooker in damn near any back ally in any city, yes, people can be that trashy.