Love, Awkward, Furniture and Cute: Model behavior

Model behavior

By anonymous - 15/04/2013 01:07 - United States - La Pine

Today, my boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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By slypher25aussie - 09/11/2012 07:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML

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Wrong size

By ali927truthh - 12/01/2020 03:00

Today, when I finally got delivered the new kitchen table that I ordered online a week ago, I found out that it was actually a kitchen table for a dollhouse, as I forgot to check the size. FML

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By TallGal - 14/09/2012 08:26 - United States - Tucson

Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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Stable genius

By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 02:02 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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Catchy turn of phrase

By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML

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You deserved it 61 118

hotshot0185 15

Monday 15 July 2013 9:13

What is this...... A school for ants

xlord 27

Monday 15 July 2013 9:17

Seriously, it need to be at least 2 or 3 times bigger!!!

Comments

hotshot0185 15

Monday 15 July 2013 9:13

What is this...... A school for ants

FMLbutYDI 17

Monday 15 July 2013 9:14

Indeed.

\ 28

Monday 15 July 2013 9:56

"Zoolander..." One of Spyro's accomplices, I believe?

ironichalibut 24

Monday 15 July 2013 10:28

What is this, a desk for mice?

greenfishbait 19

Monday 15 July 2013 10:55

At least he's thinking about the children. He realizes there's more to life than being really really ridiculously looking.

omg36 7

Monday 15 July 2013 15:45

How can you expect the children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building. The desks have to be at least THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS.

rocketiquette 20

Monday 15 July 2013 19:48

He can only redeem himself if he builds a center for children who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

Awesome58422599 19

Friday 21 March 2014 15:58

At least OP's boyfriend can turn left

browneyes126 9

Tuesday 5 August 2014 8:24

yessssss. ;P I love it

lucyy123 14

Monday 15 July 2013 9:14

Run

HowAreYouToday 34

Monday 15 July 2013 9:21

Don't trip over the ant tables though.

cottoncandymango 17

Monday 15 July 2013 9:17

A zoolander, indeed.

HopelesslyCiara5 19

Monday 15 July 2013 9:17

Maybe he meant kids can use them for their dolls

mete_orito 34

Monday 15 July 2013 19:48

I agree. When I read this FML I had the same thought.

xlord 27

Monday 15 July 2013 9:17

Seriously, it need to be at least 2 or 3 times bigger!!!

fakedsincerity 32

Monday 15 July 2013 13:20

He's absolutely right!

Aggressive 11

Monday 15 July 2013 9:18

Buy him one 12 inches tall and tell him they are cute for adults.

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 15 July 2013 9:20

Is his idea of "kids" the size of an ant? Or is his brain just the size of a nut?

bob226 7

Monday 15 July 2013 9:21

Hey maybe he just needs glasses?

kewpiesuicide 29

Monday 15 July 2013 16:37

Blurry vision doesn't tend to make objects look any bigger

tiernang 21

Monday 15 July 2013 16:37

I dont think glasses make kids suddenly a couple feet bigger... Or desks smaller.

tiernang 21

Monday 15 July 2013 16:39

Sorry, 44 beat me to it.

MakeTodayADTR 20

Monday 15 July 2013 9:22

Does the Prime Minister of Malaysia need some added protection?! xD but seriously he probably meant that they would be good for kids to play with. I hope.