He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
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RebeccaMcQ 15
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Dogs over humans

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Charity Taylor 17

This is a pretty gray area. YDI or FYL depends on how you acted about the dog sleeping with you guys on the bed to begin with.

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RebeccaMcQ 15
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Dogs over humans

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Mathalamus 24

Not unusual. Seems quite normal, actually.

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mekiswrite 21
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If you snore worse than the dog or are just a bad sleeper in general, I agree with the boyfriend.

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mfranks19891989 10
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He’d rather have the dog lick his balls instead of you sucking him off

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Dale Gulley 8
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The dog will be by his side long after you’re gone. My dog has been through a wife and a gf. She’s still by my side. When my ex cheated on me, ‘Nalla urinated all over the bed to let me know something was wrong. Just sayin

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J15237 25

I would give your boyfriend a straight ultimatum on that one. Also as a punishment for him no sex for a month or something similar to that.

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julfunky 29

Punishment? That’s a really immature way to handle relationship issues.

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Charity Taylor 17

This is a pretty gray area. YDI or FYL depends on how you acted about the dog sleeping with you guys on the bed to begin with.

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