He prefers the dog

You're going to be better off in the long run if you find a new boyfriend who values YOU more than a mutt.

You got issues.

Dogs over humans

Not unusual. Seems quite normal, actually.

If you snore worse than the dog or are just a bad sleeper in general, I agree with the boyfriend.

He’d rather have the dog lick his balls instead of you sucking him off

The dog will be by his side long after you’re gone. My dog has been through a wife and a gf. She’s still by my side. When my ex cheated on me, ‘Nalla urinated all over the bed to let me know something was wrong. Just sayin

I would give your boyfriend a straight ultimatum on that one. Also as a punishment for him no sex for a month or something similar to that.

Punishment? That’s a really immature way to handle relationship issues.

This is a pretty gray area. YDI or FYL depends on how you acted about the dog sleeping with you guys on the bed to begin with.