Money and Accident: Pay up - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped and hit my head on a rock, perforating my eardrum. That rock also broke. It was a €3000 headstone I now have to pay for. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 06:24 - United States

Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

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By anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2022 20:30

Today, while reading up on my ex-brother-in-law’s trial, I tripped over my own two feet, and heard my wrists, hands and fingers crack on a stone table. I can’t afford any more hospital bills. FML

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By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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By Sean - 10/06/2013 02:27 - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

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By royallymessedup - 14/08/2016 13:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the price I paid to go on a kayaking trip in the sea was nothing compared to the price that my foot paid when it inadvertently stepped on a sea urchin halfway into the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By mark807 - 28/04/2012 06:52 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

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By lizzie1833 - 17/03/2012 14:16 - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 September 2021 2:10

What kind of cheap-ass headstone breaks when struck with a human head that only sustains an eardrum injury? Maybe you can make a new one on your $600 FDM printer and drive it over in your Camaro.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 20 September 2021 16:43

well most places have ordinances about cemetery grounds being free of objects that you can trip on you could always reverse counter Sue for tripping over the Rock and falling into the headstone

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 20 September 2021 2:10

What kind of cheap-ass headstone breaks when struck with a human head that only sustains an eardrum injury? Maybe you can make a new one on your $600 FDM printer and drive it over in your Camaro.

Khay33 12

Wednesday 22 September 2021 3:31

I see what you did there with the "$600 FDM printer" 😂😂😂😂

Charlie Given 26

Monday 20 September 2021 16:43

well most places have ordinances about cemetery grounds being free of objects that you can trip on you could always reverse counter Sue for tripping over the Rock and falling into the headstone

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