Miscellaneous: Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had...

By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By qld - 20/12/2016 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML

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By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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Business is business

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my lawyer lied to me about how much of a settlement she won for my workplace accident. I got £20,000, but she lied and kept £55,000 for herself. My lawyer is my wife, and she claims she’s entitled to that money since she’s the one who’s really suffered caring for me during my recovery. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend sent me some nudes while I was at work, so I went into the bathroom to rub one out. When I was done, I realized there was no paper towels... or toilet paper... or soap... I'm really sticky right now. FML

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By Bad Teacher - 01/08/2014 05:24 - Australia - West End

Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

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Hiding from the drama

By Tiff8any - 14/07/2021 21:59

Today, my boyfriend asked me to untag him in our vacation photos together. Last month, he hid his relationship status and hid every trace of me. He says it’s because he doesn’t want any "social media drama" and people knowing about his "personal life." We’ve been together for 3 years. FML

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By elevatorjerk - 02/09/2009 13:01 - United States

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 16:01 - United States

Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

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By RoxahTheGreat - 26/12/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I was unloading things into a hotel. As I went to get a bag out in the hallway, the room door closed and I had no key. When I knocked and asked my family to let me back in, no one answered. The doors are clearly not soundproof. I could hear them debating whether or not to let me back in. FML

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By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2016 14:23

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

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By Irritated - 12/09/2016 15:29 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML

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By Cake Dreams - 08/10/2018 22:15

Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML

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The hustler

By Anonymous - 23/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Yellow

By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 11:01

Today, a friend of mine has stopped brushing his teeth, because, "animals don’t brush their teeth either." You know what else animals don’t do? Smoke a pack of Marlboros a day. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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Parenting gone feral

By hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By unrequited - 18/05/2011 02:36 - United States

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By donotbelieveinsecondchances - 02/03/2015 14:04 - Netherlands - Capelle Aan Den Ijssel

Today, my ex gave me a heartwarming speech about how much he wanted me back. After talking for hours and me finally wanting to get back together too, he started mentioning a date he has with a cute colleague. Conclusion: he wants to get back together, but still be able to fuck the entire world. FML

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By Ro - 05/10/2010 02:39 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

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By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By stilljobless - 21/05/2015 02:49 - United States - Willimantic

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 18:10 - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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Where is my mind?

By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 00:01

Today, after 10 beers and a 1/3 of a bottle of Jack, I felt an undeniable urge to go rabbit hunting with lawn darts. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 07:18 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my duty manager demanded we close the bar early because she wanted to go home. I was subject to abuse from customers for closing early, then shouted at by the duty manager for not being done. My actual bar manager fired me for closing early. FML

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By Peppermint - 17/03/2011 10:00 - New Zealand

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML

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By notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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Demonic attack!

By zombie mommy - 27/06/2020 17:02

Today, my 10-month-old kept me up all night after a gruelling day. I finally fell asleep with her at about 2 a.m., and I woke up half an hour later to her hands on my throat, and her biting my nose. Startled, I took a big breath through my nose and snorted an ungodly amount of slobber. I’m awake now. FML

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Noise annoys

By SHUTUPDAD! - 17/10/2020 20:02

Today, my dad found his old harmonica. It’s been five hours and he shows no signs of stopping. FML

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ceccles628 6

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

It's like Confessions of a teenage drama queen all over again.

bubblekitty 1

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

Damn don'twe all forget something at home when we have to go somewhere?

dhooks111490 8

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:58

That blows some serious donkey ass

Pentium_4 26

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:16

that's a little redundant

mduffy08 8

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 21:28

I love donkey ass.

gojira666 7

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 10:39

This is the beauty of will call. You get actual tickets and you cant forget them

Oreohugzpenny 4

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:58

Lol

TriflingAllDay 6

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:16

Thank you for expressing your true feelings about this situation.

YDIomg 9

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

Wow, that sucks OP. Hopefully you were able to get in anyway?

Jeffo193 13

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:02

Obviously not, if they let in anyone without a ticket it defeats the purpose of giving out tickets in the first place...

slurshies 11

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:03

why would they let him in? just because someone walks up to the door and says 'I have tickets but I forgot them' doesn't mean they actually have tickets. in most places, OP would have no chance at getting in. sorry OP, that's gotta make your day suck :(

Drigr 9

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:05

Actually, I think some places will let you give proof of ID and the credit card used to purchase the tickets along side with the reciept (from your email).

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:24

14- I hope so! Really feel your pain, OP! This FML just made me sad because I feel so bad for you! X) good luck! Hope your night won't be that misserable!

Andrew910 5

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

Dam

Pelvispresley 8

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:06

I don't see what beaver homes have to do with this... Unless you meant damn.

Pelvispresley 8

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:16

I was being sarcastic...

TriflingAllDay 6

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:48

No shit.

MrSassypants 32

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:08

22 - You want to hear something else sarcastic? This sentence.

Pelvispresley 8

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:55

Wow, good one 49 *sarcasm*

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:26

49- you realize how ur sentence was not sarcastic? yea, im pretty sure ur a master of the english language

MrSassypants 32

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 14:12

That was the point. It was an attempt at humour which, obviously now, failed. I bet "ur" a master too, huh?

bubblekitty 1

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

Damn don'twe all forget something at home when we have to go somewhere?

CallMeMcFeelii 13

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:56

I broke down on the highway about a mile from warped tour this year. Found some girls that gave me a ride in the back of their truck only to realize I left the tickets in my broken down car.

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:29

That's a perfect "FFFFUUUUUUUUUU" moment.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 20:33

Nope that moment came when the cops called my cell number I left in the window to come move it or they would tow it haha.

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:15

Dude...you could walk a mile in under 15 minutes. That's not so bad. Better than a 2 hour train ride away.

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 4:24

I was going to Warped Tour when I left the tickets at home! Haha ef our luck.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:54

Oh dude I totally feel for you! I got to see Chelsea grin and anti flag so that alone made me happy.

ceccles628 6

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

It's like Confessions of a teenage drama queen all over again.

eatdemcupcakes 4

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:15

Thats what

onlychildFTW 33

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 22:10

I don't know what this is. It sounds like a tv show but I don't think it is one.

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 1:53

Exactly my thoughts when I saw this post!

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 8:29

And then OP meets the star of the movie...

Voldy_fml 16

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

Woah, that sucks OP! I've been in a similar situation.

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:21

Oh for real?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 21:16

Yeah, Voldy misplaced his Horcrux.

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 21:57

For Pete's sake, how long till everyone realizes they should move on from the "that sucks" comments?

Voldy_fml 16

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:09

I don't move on from anything.

Voldy_fml 16

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 23:12

But Haily, seen Potter anywhere recently?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:38

I AM Potter..........?

Jeffo193 13

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

Well, it was kinda your fault, but i don't think you deserve it...could happen to anyone

Drigr 9

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Tuesday 24 July 2012 19:00

Rule 1 of going to big concerts. ALWAYS make sure you bring tickets. Think tripple checking is enough? Think again! Your tickets MUST be in your hand as you leave the house!