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By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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By Renna303 - 18/09/2017 20:00

Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML

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By jooshuarr - 18/06/2010 23:09 - Spain

Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2021 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped and hit my head on a rock, perforating my eardrum. That rock also broke. It was a €3000 headstone I now have to pay for. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:59

Did you beat him with the pieces of the guitars he made you smash?

BigWestRunner 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:01

I hate fuckheads like that, sorry dude, fyl

Comments

hateevryone 14

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:39

you should've beat him down with the broken guitars

bms1996 12

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:35

I'm not sure how many dollars that is in America,but 2500 sounds like alot so that sucks

Steffi 26

Saturday 15 September 2012 13:35

$4056 in the United States of America.

Rainbow101365 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 4:02

i read a FML about a girl who thought she saw her brother and she ran up to him yelling his name and jumped on his back and it wasnt him... O.O

imperialtl 12

Tuesday 31 July 2012 14:03

That hardly seems fair. Tell them to watch the cameras to see what really happened.

guitarst1071995 12

Friday 16 August 2013 16:13

Only 2500£? For 9 guitars? What kind of crappy guitar store were you at?

CarbonCoach 11

Monday 19 August 2013 4:06

I would have ran after him and dragged him back in. Only reasonable thing to do... or you could be a big woos about it and pay for the guitar.

doglover100 28

Sunday 16 March 2014 20:14

The other guy should pay for it.

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:39

You've been conned.

juwannaman 11

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:22

That is beyond your life sucking

gennyv 29

Saturday 7 June 2014 22:17

They can't make you pay for that, it was the guy's fault. Tell them to check their cameras, and if they have any, then explain to them what happened.

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