Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML
Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Why do people have these in their work computers/laptops? It always puzzles me
Mama_Umbridge 8
Your username scares me
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Comments (216)
sematariux 7
Pornhub FTMFW
PoppaSoda 5
Subscription to pornhub?? It's free..
marcus903 17
I find it real funny how everytime '****' is mentioned in an FML they always get alot of YDIs despite the fact that looking at **** is actually a normal thing to do. Also, anyone noticed that what he did was a mistake? Seriously, you guys have mental problems if you can't handle someone looking at ****. Sure it is an inappropriate thing to look at in front of people (especially children) but OP probably meant to be on that pornsite on his privacy time. I know some of you will thumb this down because you can't stand the technical truth but I don't care because I'm sick of all the FMLs consisting of the OP making a mistake being shot down. This is like thumbing down an FML where OP was masturbating in his room not aware that his kids are watching. You guys need to learn rethink what you're saying.
eccentrix 12
People deserve it when they aren't careful enough to prevent it. Those things weren't accidents, the people did something and then they weren't careful enough to stop people from seeing they did it.
mckibabe 7
They're saying he shouldn't pay for it, not use it..
akaOtter 1
You're missing the point of all the comments. No one cares that he was watching. Many provided alternate sites. The YDIs are for the fact that a) he pays for something easily found for free, and b) that he uses a computer for both pr0n and work presentation. Get off you judgmental high horse and think before you try to be so smart.
specialneeds 0
I love pornhub
Dcm210 19
lobstertube is way better.ydi for paying for ****.
Austyn57 1
Nnnnnnniiiiiiiicccccccceeeeee!!!!!!
hollywoodt1ts 15
that's why they invented such a thing as auto-renew.
cureeousgirl 2
No, XHamster is where it's really at!
amyybr 0
perve.
jjessen 20
Not like you don't watch **** either
baddawg365 0
139- I believe you only need #1... If You know what I mean ;)