Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
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pinkfrenchrose
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Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.
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Sgt_Schadenfreud
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It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?
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Lurch420
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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donttreadonme1
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f*ckin stoner
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ScenicSubterfuge
| 39
Why?•____•
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Easy_Target
| 0
Fingerfood! lolZ.
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thats1awesome4
| 0
LULZ! i dont want fingerprints. that would be effing sweet
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Sgt_Schadenfreud
| 0
It's a frying pan. What precisely were you expecting?
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pinkfrenchrose
| 5
Now you can commit crimes without worrying about getting caught.
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Littlebrraatt
| 14
Now we are gunna have 500 other people burning their finger prints off to get away with crimes. Thanks number 10 lol
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IsntThisAwkward
| 0
i hope op didnt do it with every single finger on his hand. and for no finger prints at all he had to dive right in there with both hands.
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Icyghost17
| 10
Fingerprints do grow back...
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lemonmilk
| 8
No, the police will simply have to look for someone lacking fingerprints.
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Googolman
| 29
Yeah, I guess burning off your fingerprints is much more practical rather than, I don't know, wearing gloves?
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th1rt3en95
| 0
#10
Practical thinking
Turn you FML into a positive scenario
Practical thinking
Turn you FML into a positive scenario
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Dimaranien
| 1
rock on. I almost did the same thing with the heat lamp at my work, in the pass-thru. (i work at a restaurant), because it looked like the bulb was out. I am glad i did not, we are open for 24 hours, and those things are never turned off. Luckily i asked my manager first, otherwise, i may not have fingers. I need those.
Be grateful, because after asking my boss, she told me why one of my coworkers carries her tray with her left hand...and why she does not have the tips of her fingers on her dominant hand.
Be grateful, because after asking my boss, she told me why one of my coworkers carries her tray with her left hand...and why she does not have the tips of her fingers on her dominant hand.
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averageirishman
| 0
I can help shorten it by just a smidgen.
I nearly burned my fingers off on a heat lamp.
I nearly burned my fingers off on a heat lamp.
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deminemi
| 0
sounds like you got... burned
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brie3
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... wow
but seriously dude, you need to go steal shit now :)
but seriously dude, you need to go steal shit now :)
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abcdefgh_fml
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# 10 if you dont have fingerprints then that
makes it even more obvious that you did a crime!
not a lot of people don't have fingerprints!
makes it even more obvious that you did a crime!
not a lot of people don't have fingerprints!
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Littlebrraatt
| 14
But more then one person does so they cant prove anything.
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TheRealEllieSan
| 9
Depending on how many fingerprint-less people live in that area. My guess is not many.
Although w/o fingerprints it could just look like op was wearing gloves, which I'm surprised more criminals don't think of.
Although w/o fingerprints it could just look like op was wearing gloves, which I'm surprised more criminals don't think of.
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elns_studios
| 11
But a lot of people would wear gloves, so it really is no different.
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RAndEM
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True! But I know a person who actually HAS a fingerprint! Im not lying, im serious
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Dalarsco
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#14
But you can't prove that the reason there were no prints was that the perp had no prints. He could have been wearing gloves.
But you can't prove that the reason there were no prints was that the perp had no prints. He could have been wearing gloves.