Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
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Today, I was using my iPad for a presentation. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present. When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo. FML
Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager." FML
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I thought it was a great idea to join a work meeting while I was taking a shower. But thanks to Murphy's law, everything that could go wrong went wrong. I'd forgotten to turn off my webcam. Now my boss and my other 500 coworkers are asking me about my "OnlyFans account." FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
Why do people have these in their work computers/laptops? It always puzzles me
Mama_Umbridge 8
Your username scares me
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Comments (216)
Llamacod 11
uhh, 69, **** has been around for hundreds of years. hate to break it to you but in the 50's and 60's **** was very similar to what it is now the differences were 1 not as high def and 2 there was a lot more jungle if you know what I mean.
token_blackguy 18
Did you get a rise the audience?
random_jay 6
"damn these things have been popping up since I got that virus" life=saved
hateevryone 15
I would've been mortified.
1peculiarchik 3
Pornhub IS free. This OP is full of crap
K_kanaka 26
OP just look at your boss and say "what? It's not like you guys don't it"
Virtual_BS 13
That's why Windows 7 has 'Presentation Mode'. It disables notifications and your screen saver, and can also temporarily change your wallpaper and volume.
kwt2007 2
Who pays for **** anymore? Stream for free nOob
xxskarcrowkidxx 4
Cool story bro
Isaac_gee 0
I made moderated this