Miscellaneous: Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere...

By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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Stealth mode

By Slipperywhenwet - 28/02/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By ScaredDude - 19/05/2019 04:07

Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2014 09:59 - Russian Federation - Lipetsk

Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML

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Inoku 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:15

He probably screamed because you screamed. What was he supposed to do, wink and give you a thumbs-up?

roflcopterzzz 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:20

I bet he had a nice package for you.

Comments

hbgoddard 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:29

Holy crap, where are all the towns with the naked women with clear houses and why am I not living there?!?!

_Some_One_ 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:09

LMAO.

Dezzi4Life 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:53

LMAO XD this comment just made my day hahahahahaha

AAAAHHHH12 2

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:30

You blinded the poor UPS guy! :(

tWitt3rBuG 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:30

Wait, wrong channel, lol!

girlwhoactshigh 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:30

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ide laugh my ass off it i saw some moron screaming while naked XD you should have just plain wear clothes

girlwhoactshigh 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:36

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ide laugh my ass off it i saw some moron screaming while naked XD you should have just plain wear clothes. I bet yah that ups guy quit afterwards and turned his blind. Tsk tsk Never be naked NEAR WINDOWS garsh. I pity any blind ppl who might who might have seen yah XP Im mean I know but you learned somthing :D (Time ran out on my edited coment DX)

mike1921 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:46

This, is why the school system fails.

CheshireHalli 19

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:40

I think your name fits you... What is that even supposed to say?

ananamoose 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:31

can't you just see it, your a postal worker, it's a normal day, than all of the sudden sasquatch **** comes out into the living room and screams. damn i'd scream too. that's some scary shit