Painful, Injury, Scary and Miscellaneous: Stealth mode

Stealth mode

By Slipperywhenwet - 28/02/2009 13:08 - United States

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend myself and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house, but I'd left the radio on. FML

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By ShowerGirl - 30/04/2013 07:54 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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Surprise!

By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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Who goes there?

By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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You deserved it 12 774

Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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You deserved it 6 055

By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Seegtease 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:32

Why is your TV in a room with a tile floor? And if this was your bathroom, why was your bat handy in the bathroom? This smells.

meridith 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:11

At least it would have made sense if you smashed the RADIO with a bat.

Comments

meridith 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:11

At least it would have made sense if you smashed the RADIO with a bat.

rends 0

Friday 16 July 2010 7:12

what's up with people using bats recently to defend themselves? use a gun, u have the right to own one; take advantage!

azn_pridee69 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 17:43

nice going sherlock.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 23 September 2010 4:52

wait... who has a bat in their bathroom

jonan1212 5

Sunday 3 October 2010 15:03

this

HunterAlpha1 8

Friday 15 October 2010 21:33

amen brother!

urie 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:15

lol retard

Melody_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:16

HAHA that would suck!!!!!!

Seegtease 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:32

Why is your TV in a room with a tile floor? And if this was your bathroom, why was your bat handy in the bathroom? This smells.

d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:47

maybe they had a bat in a hallway closet across from the bathroom, and one of those little kitchen tv's that got smashed.

ummmyeahhh 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:05

baseball/softball player... inexpensive tile in the living room... TV in living room... yeah, it could happen.

BeautyAndBrains 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:11

Why do you have a bat and a TV in your bathroom? I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, but seriously, this doesn't make any sense, unless you went to the kitchen or something, and grabbed the bat on your way there from your room or something.

bagsoffairydust 10

Wednesday 2 January 2013 1:32

'ran into the living room' is a piece you might want to remember.

KenMcGormick 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:58

hmmm reminds me of this movie with a spoilt radio going "we've only just begun......" lol... and what coincidence that im listening to this song while reading this FML

jewbeans 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:14

lol

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:17

How stupid is it that until I got to the end of the fourth sentence I was like "he just grabbed a freaking bat? why in God's name did he have a bat?" Oh, animals vs sports equipment.