Today, I was demoted at my job for sleeping in the store when I'd have a few after closing. Apparently, they would rather have me drive drunk than do the responsible thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML
Today, I was fired for falling asleep at work. I’m still not sure how I fell asleep, seeing as I’m a stocker and I was actively putting cans on the shelf when it happened. FML
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML
Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
the responsible thing is to go home, then drink.
poopface82 25
I’m not sure from that if you drank at work or if you went to a bar and walked to the store to sleep it off, but either way, the responsible thing would have been to take an Uber home.
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Comments (11)
Crowned Sataness 12
the responsible thing is to go home, then drink.
Grizz8831 14
responsible = not drinking at work. if it's an event plan ahead, and certainly don't drink enough to have a thought it was too many. 1 drink for a work thing should be enough, you aren't there to get a buzz...
poopface82 25
I’m not sure from that if you drank at work or if you went to a bar and walked to the store to sleep it off, but either way, the responsible thing would have been to take an Uber home.
RichardPencil 32
Sleeping in a store is never the responsible thing. Sure, it's less irresponsible than driving drunk, but it's still moronic. The responsible thing to do when you drink too much is sleep it off in a public park or under a bridge, duh.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Life goes on. Better not to drink at work to begin with, but you still have a job.
kitten79TX 5
The "responsible thing" is to nor drink at work. Common sense. You did it to yourself.
xxWTFxx1981 23
If you knew you had no alternative mode of transportation shouldn't of drank that much to begin with my friend. Hopefully you learned a lesson from this sucks had to be so costly.
Jennij717 4
or don't drink...:/
diraven 15
I think you have a bigger problem if you can't wait a few minutes after work to drive home before starting to drink. Seriously, dude
geckohead 12
You're just kind of stupid.