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10- never own a pet. Seriously. I hope someone comes along and chops off the first bone in each of your fingers if you think declawing is a good thing. Most indoor cats are not declawed. Just those who have morons who don't know how to train a pet and probably shouldn't have one in the first place.

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Unfortunately in America, it's considered perfectly normal and even encouraged to have cats declawed. People have given me shit before for not having done so for my 13 year old cat. Apparently furniture is more important than a living creature you chose to take into your home. Go fucking figure.

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I have two in door cats that have their claws. They don't scratch the furniture because we have a scratching post. Just because their indoor doesn't mean they are declawed.

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Declawing is not considered perfectly normal in America. Only if you are an animal abuser and refuse to learn how to train your cats. I have two and the only thing they claw is their scratching post, and sometimes each other.

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Not where I live. I don't know anyone besides myself whose cats are not declawed. The owners consider it as abusive as having them neutered. Maybe I just know a bunch of terrible shits.

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If the cat was declawed, that would be too adorible for an FML. Cat paws are soft! But be warned, they still have those sharp fucking teeth.

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I'm assuming OP wakes up just fine and that perhaps the laser/cat combo was more for entertainment value than practicality.

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My cat is lazy, she doesn't like laser pointers. Instead she spends her days eating cucumber & cottage cheese. And occasionally snatching a peanut butter sammich. Yep, she's an odd one. But I love her to bits.

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Haha, my other cat is lazy too, she runs after the laser pointer but after about 5 laps she stops and lays down. :p

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WI have two. A psycho hyper one and a chill pear shaped calico. They're sisters, named Miss FancyPants and Miss Marbles. Shh... Don't judge, I named them when I was a wee gaffer.

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Haha it's okay, my cats have strange names too. The older one is Oink and the younger one is Quack. :)

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I'd rather have the bucket of water thrown on me than a cat pouncing on my face. But that might just be me.

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"Today, i had a wonderful time with my dad when we moved some old junk out of the basement and found some of my antique baseball cards."

OP wait until your dad is in the shower and sneak in and throw the cat in there with him, now that's a good payback.

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I tried that once except instead of my pet cat I used my pet toaster. The firemen were really nice. The police were not.

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It was a FML from awhile ago, (the cat, not the toaster :p). If you wanna get him back wake HIM up, my personal favorites are with water, lasers, and wearing a mask while starting a chainsaw (always funny).

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