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Cats need to have fun too, op! It's not all about you, that's not right!
72- Yes, it was.
Hopefully she didn't impale you with razor sharp claws.
How else is it gonna get the mysterious fleeing dot?
It wouldnt be much of a FML if the cat was declawed.
10- never own a pet. Seriously. I hope someone comes along and chops off the first bone in each of your fingers if you think declawing is a good thing. Most indoor cats are not declawed. Just those who have morons who don't know how to train a pet and probably shouldn't have one in the first place.
Unfortunately in America, it's considered perfectly normal and even encouraged to have cats declawed. People have given me shit before for not having done so for my 13 year old cat. Apparently furniture is more important than a living creature you chose to take into your home. Go ******* figure.
If the cat was declawed, that would be too adorible for an FML. Cat paws are soft! But be warned, they still have those sharp ******* teeth.
That was great teamwork(: I'm guessing you aren't easily awakened if he has to go to those measures.
I'm assuming OP wakes up just fine and that perhaps the laser/cat combo was more for entertainment value than practicality.
Entertainment for us!!!
Lol reminds me of my cat, he loves laser pointers.
My cat is lazy, she doesn't like laser pointers. Instead she spends her days eating cucumber & cottage cheese. And occasionally snatching a peanut butter sammich. Yep, she's an odd one. But I love her to bits.
Haha, my other cat is lazy too, she runs after the laser pointer but after about 5 laps she stops and lays down. :p
WI have two. A psycho hyper one and a chill pear shaped calico. They're sisters, named Miss FancyPants and Miss Marbles. Shh... Don't judge, I named them when I was a wee gaffer.
Haha it's okay, my cats have strange names too. The older one is Oink and the younger one is Quack. :)
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It's either the cat or a cold bucket of water.
Creativity points with the laser pointer for sure
I'd rather have the bucket of water thrown on me than a cat pouncing on my face. But that might just be me.
I felt slow cause it took me a minute to get the point. Unfortunately the same could not be said for your cat.
in the early morning too
I'm sorry, but the words dad and junk should not be in the same sentence.
Now that is a great sentence.. But your profile picture is shit.
Puns haha
OP wait until your dad is in the shower and sneak in and throw the cat in there with him, now that's a good payback.
I tried that once except instead of my pet cat I used my pet toaster. The firemen were really nice. The police were not.
Shh 31 maybe if we don't talk or move he'll go away....
Ponies I'm not to sure.
It was a FML from awhile ago, (the cat, not the toaster :p). If you wanna get him back wake HIM up, my personal favorites are with water, lasers, and wearing a mask while starting a chainsaw (always funny).
Poor cat...
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Haha your dad sounds funny.
Hopefully she didn't impale you with razor sharp claws.