What's that sound?

By Ihavethickthighs - 07/09/2017 16:00

Today, and for the past week, my boyfriend joined me on my walks. He's recently gotten into photography and is now intent on tracking down a rare bird that he never sees but always hears. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's the sound of my thighs rubbing together. FML
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Glowworm56 26

Aw, I think this is actually cute that he thinks it's a rare bird. I think you need to gently tell him that the "rare bird noises" are actually coming from you. You'll both have a good laugh about it afterwards.

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RichardPencil 30

If he goes down there and investigates thoroughly, you'll be ... *wait on it * ravin'!

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Burle 17

Not having the heart to do something means it's something you feel would be unkind hard-hearted, not because you're ashamed of it

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RichardPencil 30

If he goes down there and investigates thoroughly, you'll be ... *wait on it * ravin'!

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Glowworm56 26

Aw, I think this is actually cute that he thinks it's a rare bird. I think you need to gently tell him that the "rare bird noises" are actually coming from you. You'll both have a good laugh about it afterwards.

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Demon_of_Light 27

For most women, thighs rub together while walking at a healthy weight. Thigh gaps are often physically impossible to achieve. Believe it or not, women have all kinds of muscles and bones and things that they have to fit inside of their legs, and that tend to give them what we in the business call volume.

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Isa_fml 20

Somebody needs to shut the **** up! Hint: you. It's you.

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Angie Patterson 5

aww , just tell.him it a rare but friendly birdie call the skin rubber or thigh between.

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sambmjmdjj 9

A different pair of pants will probably stop the noise.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sounds like the thighs the limit with his hobby.

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Regulate 21

Sounds like the kind of guy you could be near, make a noise and stare into a tree and him be convinced that there's a cat up there. Like a dog. Your boyfriend is like a dog.

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dmosley33 6

wow thick thighs sweet prize ig

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