htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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xamy0mariex 0
were you holding the cigarette like you hold lollipops or visa versa? Idiot, pay attention and stop trying to multitask so much maybe this wouldn't have happened.
nnpwfail 0
this isnt funny...how does this make it?? WHO MODS THIS??
Yumiko_fml 0
THE LOLIPOP!
najma95 0
LOL i agree with #118 look before u lick plus must also agree with #121....if ur gona hate smokers u might as well hate fat people that know they are fat and yet continue to eat big mjacs and stuff....its easier to quit eating a burger everday than a cig.
drunk247 0
THE LOLLIPOP!
htothecr 0
Maybe you people should just get a life instead of sitting on FML all day long judging people you don't even know. I'M not a smoker, I was holding the cigarette for my friend and was planning on putting it out for her :P I held the lollipop the same way as the cigarette, got distracted, and licked the cigarette instead. So now quit yer bitchin'!
izzyyy 0
@ OP Well, it would have been smart to mention that when you posted it. Right? It's human nature to judge people, just so you know. But even then, no one was judging you but when you write things like that, people are going to think the obvious. Sometimes on the internet, you have to be more specific.
naroushh 0
lol was it tasty??:)
pink_scarf 0
DON'T SMOKE!!!!
Seymour_Duck 0
Haha, is that why smokers taste like ashtrays??