Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"
ILikeKoalas 24
But the question is, how is the deer?
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Comments (71)
TAntobella 14
Did the deer get injured? Did it survive the impact? I can't believe people worry about an insured, repairable, replaceable car and not about the life of another living being.
Zarcissa 34
A deer is bad enough but here in Finland people smash into mooses... Hope your car didnt get totalled!
yepthisisit 15
*insert generic deer fun here*
coolguy10732 14
It's 70 degrees where I'm at right now, im in nj right now
carrissa3 13
Hopefully you and the car are ok take pictures for the insurance and keep driving
arun_678 10
Well here in South Carolina it's 75 degrees in December
crabit_fml 11
Given the deer slid out in front of a car, i propose an alternative fml This morning while minding my own business in the woods, i slipped and fell, right into the path of a passing car...........FML
Krycek_fml 19
That's why people like me hunt deer.
traveveland 16
someone's having Venicine tonight
Boomi 39
Was the deer okay?!