Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"
ILikeKoalas 24
But the question is, how is the deer?
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Comments (71)
coocoloky 12
At least you have snow! I live in Michigan and its 60 degrees and raining!
kstief 8
What winter? I wore shorts and a tee today
Niko208 13
Hey, at least you get snow. It's still half hot where I live :c
livilivi6177 9
No, f the deer's life. Oh wait...
SexyMexi21 23
Sounds like Dasher isn't going to make in this year. Tell Prancer to call him in a replacement.
ShaynaMarie322 15
Sadly, I don't think Virginia is participating in winter this year. But at least neither of you got hurt! (Assuming the deer is okay and all.)
ellyhan 11
Poor Deer. No pun intended. :(
CrimsonWolff 11
Technically it's still autumn
Waschlappen 23
Not really, December is the first winter month.
matwil97 8
But winter doesn't start till the 21st of December technically soooo
Waschlappen 23
If you are following the astronomical way to divide the seasons, you are correct. If you are using the traditional way, winter begins on December 1st, and that makes me right. I had completely forgot that there where two ways to classify the seasons.
peterburk 5
Icy what you did there.
TAntobella 14
"Sending positive vibes" but "hoping the didn't make too much damage"? How about worrying for the health of the deer, instead of the car? The fu****g car doesn't feel pain, doesn't have babies to attend, and can be repaired. Can you imagining the pain and fear of multiple fractures and internal bleeding? Clearly not. "Positive vibes"....