Miscellaneous: Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind...

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 776

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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You deserved it 3 499

By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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You deserved it 45 953

By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 3 208

By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 5 627

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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You deserved it 3 040

I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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You deserved it 309

By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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You deserved it 29 144

Balls

By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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You deserved it 3 801

By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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You deserved it 34 872

Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:59

sorry, that sucks

NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:59

That's chill.

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Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:59

sorry, that sucks

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:03

why are you saying sorry? I'm sure it had nothing to do with you.

Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:11

Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:20

thats a good point actually. iunno i guess i just feel sorry :P

anorexicbarbie 8

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:41

1 Just wanted to be first, hence the "that sucks" comment.

knockknock_fml 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:14

same thing happened to me once, and I was holding a cup of coffee but I laughed at it. OP get a sense of humour.

Psychotic_Snail 0

Monday 3 January 2011 8:19

exactly.. i would have been like shit!! laughed, changed (if necessary) and continued on to what i was going to do.

authorkid 2

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:59

I'm sure it was quite warm

NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:59

That's chill.

skyttlz 32

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:04

Illblowyourmind 3

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:07

Well at least you were near home so you could go back and change. I would laugh of that happened to me :P

mikeyMcFly 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 13:44

cute pic

BloodyHeel 8

Thursday 30 December 2010 16:10

Future boy.

omgshaylaaa 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:08

hopefully it was powdery snow and not a frozen block of ice :D

m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:11

sorry op but YDI doors don't slam themselves.

spanelli 16

Thursday 30 December 2010 10:30

They do if it's windy.

Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:13

4- i feel sorry for the OP, I apologize if I hurt your feelings at all.

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Friday 31 December 2010 14:21

I was joking man calm down

unidentified_sta 5

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:22

This tickles my humerus which I hope you didn't break.

White_Fury 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:22

Well that's what happens when you yank the door shut behind you. Gee whiz OP, learn the laws of force. 9th grade science!

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Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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Today, my partner of 4 years has told me that trying to be emotionally present and initiate affection from time to time is too much of a change for them to handle. I wish they had said that the first time I brought it up, instead of stringing me along. Oh, but they "love me". Just not enough to be a better person. FML

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You deserved it 199

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 9 130

Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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You deserved it 3 871

Today, I ran into a childhood friend for the first time in years. It turned out her mother died of COVID a few days ago. It was heartbreaking to see her close to tears all the time we talked, but due to distancing I couldn't even hug her to make her feel better. FML

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You deserved it 161

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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Today, I was threatened with eviction over $6.25. They waited three days to tell me and left me one business day to get it done. Six fucking dollars and 25 goddamn cents. FML

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