Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Tripartita 44
"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"
ILikeKoalas 24
But the question is, how is the deer?
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Comments (71)
bulletsinthewind 21
Been through that before. Hopefully there wasn't too much damage to your car. Hitting a deer is like hitting a wall
Seabass_Chan 33
Except walls are less likely to get spooked and kick your windows in.
sweetbliss3 37
did op actually hit the deer? I did laugh at this mental image but I do hope you're okay.
tittay 8
I hit a wall once
Tommy214 20
it was in the 80's today in Florida
nonsensical 26
I can confirm this
Tripartita 44
I'm aware of different time zones, but damn, that's like three decades off.
JustinJK 21
here in Ohio it was almost 70. we're usually receiving snow at this point.
DoomSkuller 28
^ then we don't see snow again til after Christmas, usually
Ashd09 30
It was around 75 here in Georgia. It's usually in the 30s or 40s at this time of year
TripleDallas123 15
In Arizona, it was actually 55° today.
Tommy214 20
why is this thumbed down are people jealous or what? lol
Silver7827 14
It was 70 in Jersey
Tripartita 44
#46, the FML is that the cold weather caused a deer to slide out in front of the OP's vehicle, and #2 said that it isn't cold where they live. It's about as useful a comment as "my spouse didn't cheat on me today" in response to an infidelity FML or posting "I can afford to live comfortably" on an FML about being poor.
GoStGS 12
About 60ish in Pennsylvania
Tommy214 20
#62 it's about weather so it's basically the same lol
doge_ram 16
oh deer. it must have been hard. ill show myself out
PePziNL 20
No, I'll snow you out. There's the deer.
Welshite 39
He was practicing for Christmas Eve because no one ever told him he wasn't a reindeer. Don't dash his dreams!
doge_ram 16
i dont wanna dash his dreams but i think they're solattered all over the dashboard
Zelphoric 25
He's dead, Jim.
sturschaedel 27
Oh no, OP killed Rudolph! What a grinch :'(
Balphleair 24
Ouch OP. Hope you and your car are okay.
TAntobella 14
Really? The car? Not the deer? Congratulations on your sensitivity.
SixthSinEnvy 39
How was it explaining that to the police? "No, you heard correctly, Officer. HE slid into ME."
interesting33 36
I'm guessing the deer was killed. I hope you are okay OP
0h_Boy 26
I think Blitzen needs to work on his landing
Chloe555_fml 27
This will start next month, so not ready :( (Loving the 60's in Ohio this weekend)
bridges13 19
While reading this FML in the car, we had a deer jump out in front of us