Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Tripartita 45
"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"
ILikeKoalas 24
But the question is, how is the deer?
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Comments (71)
bella_nana347 23
Sounds like a bit of a slippery situation. Sorry OP.
teyyoshi 19
Ihave never seen a deer
XxDanno316xX 27
And apparently the elusive space bar. :)
ILikeKoalas 24
But the question is, how is the deer?
Zebediabolical 45
Delicious with potatoes and gravy. :D
Shmatterhorn 38
I would call it road kill now. ;)
gobiteme2 34
I take it you slide into the deer
tarlax 11
Uh, it doesn't say OP's from Texas, so you're kinda making assumptions about the ol' in-out, bro.
gobiteme2 34
# 26 no one said anything about Texas. Partner you need to find the right FML to respond to.
tarlax 11
I expected something more along the lines of "That's not funny, that's just a stereotype" rather than one like "I'm too stupid to understand the dumb joke". Huh.
LexiD19 26
I understand, 26. ?
UhHuhHoney 20
I bet that was a pretty cool sight though!
Tripartita 45
"Today, after slipping and falling on the ice, a human nearly drove over me. Not walked. Not ran. Drove. Thanks, industrial revolution and technological advancement. FML"
devinaww 15
Maybe it's not "nearly"...:(
Elena95 16
F the deer's life
queencabello 19
Poor deer
LexiD19 26
Here is SC, its been 75 degrees the past two days. Three days ago it was in the 30s.
moocowmilk0 19
at least it isn't 80 degrees like it is in Florida