By noodlesandmilk - 13/12/2015 14:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my step-brother went grocery shopping alone for the first time. He came home with Ramen and 14 bottles of chocolate milk, which will expire by the 20th. My step-dad is insisting we eat it so it doesn't go to waste. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 048
You deserved it 1 841

Same thing different taste


Mathalamus 24

At least it's chocolate milk.

Maybe I'm childish in this aspect, but I'm 19, and I drink at least three bottles of chocolate milk a day.

childish maybe but 3 bottles a day doesn't sound very healthy...

@59 Probably not, but I just love chocolate milk. I don't have a "stop, that's enough" button. I think I have a problem. I ran out of it the other day, and I just stared into space and contemplated my choices in life.

37 that sounds like a serious problem. like some sort of obsession issue.

tounces7 27

Are we talking about GALLONS though, or just small bottles? Because big difference between an 8 oz bottle and a 128 oz gallon.

Guys me and my two siblings can drink one full jug a day if we wanted to we did it once and my mom was like okay no more chocolate milk

He's perfected the college student food stash.

You have 6 days and at least 2 people! Thats about 3 bottles a day. YOU CAN DO IT

ShirtlessWonder 17

Sorry to break it to you, but I think you did your math wrong, bud.

Three people, 6 days, 14 bottles of milk. If each person drinks one bottle a day, they'll be gone by the end of the fifth day.

Also if you include the day this FML was submitted (13th), if they each drank 2/3 of a bottle every day they'd be finished by the 19th. Or the step-dad and step-brother could drink one a day and OP wouldn't even have to touch it (though it would probably make a nice change from the tap water since the step-brother didn't buy any other drinks)

UhHuhHoney 20

Lol lesson learned here: Step-brother is not to grocery shop without adult supervision.

bre88 18

Make lots and lots of milkshakes. Might be good in some cereals too.

Coco pops in chocolate milk is the ultimate combination

heyitsaliciaaa 20

Chocolate milk is the best kind of milk though

Chocolate milk inflicted diabetes is the best kind of diabetes

I wonder if he actually went to the grocery store, or when shopping at the dollar store... either way, he needs to be a big boy before shopping alone again