Balphleair

About Balphleair

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Balphleair - Followers

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Balphleair - Followed

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Balphleair's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Godlike spy - 007 level
You're following 200 people

1%
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level
You're following 100 people

1%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

19%
Amateur spy - Johnny English level
You're following 50 people

2%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

4%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

8%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

6%
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

8%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

18%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

67%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

52%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

16%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

28%