By Bambi - United States
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
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  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Hey, I've driven while drowsy. There are times you can't just get out and wake yourself.
That's where radio + metal mix CDs come in handy dohohoho...

But OP, why were you going so fast on wet road AND while drowsy AND in an area where apparently deer will cross? Mistaaaaake.
And you NEVER slam your breaks (most ESPECIALLY on wet roads) unless it is without a doubt you might hit someone (ie: someone is directly in front of you and stops for unknown reasons). At least, that's what I was always taught.

FYL for it being just a lawn ornament, but you definitely deserve it too.

  stone_light  |  0

i accidentally pressed fyl but it should be ydi cuz you were drowsy. drowsy + wet road+ dark(i assume its dark, because u were drowsy) = very very unsafe driving conditions

By  SweetieLish  |  0

It could be worse. I hit a deer once at 70MPH on the highway and it completely wrecked my car and shattered through my windshield...I almost ended up with a mouth full of dead deer.

But FYL for real, I know how much car accidents suck!

By  16274692  |  0

better remove the deer completely than put a sign there.
what would it say, 'warning, this is a plastic deer that appears to be crossing the road but it's actually not, so just keep on driving. there was no need for you to read this sign, because you've probably crashed by now.'