Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
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kingtz 6
You need to give your bf a medal!
perdix 31
CTFD! Making some noise can be genuine, but when you get to that decibel level, it just sounds fake. The neighbors called the cops to stop a defrauding in progress.
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Comments (76)
natetheman14 0
I heard u too calm down a bit
Riemurasia 0
Wailing?! Either it was too painful for you or you were faking your ass off
Zombieslayer1 0
Who wails during sex? You groan in pleasure. Just start from the beginning again once the cops are gone. If you two are enjoying it that much it shouldn't take much to get back into the groove.
Luvmystang11 0
Talk about some **** blockers....lmao
kailaxbby 0
giggity ;D
teeheelicious 2
BAHAHAHAHA
shaz1218 0
I wonder what you told the cops
lifehatingguy 0
shoulda waited for em to leave first XD
averyridesbikes 0
epic
ThatLovelyGeek 0
I wouldn't say tortured...