By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

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Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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EvilPotato 14

Knock on the wall, and yell over 'SHUT UP' that'll make them stop.

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indielove 13

The expression on your face must have been hilarious.

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Tookie22 5

Go greet the new neighbors in the middle their sexventure. Two things 1) they'll stfu 2) 3some. See not that bad

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EmyB_fml 8

I can just imagine the akwardness of the moment :p

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cimh 9

and the expression on THEIR faces! lol

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stro88 6

Sh*t who needs **** after that. A live show. Stupendous.

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fthislyfe 22

Dammit. I was just about to say that :(

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Just start talking really loud and if your parents ask say you don't hear anything, last resort is saying its their t.v haha

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The_Instigator 11

I feel your pain. I can hear my neighbors having sex too.

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TheFlyingMan 8

But atleast you don't live in Japan like OP.

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skyguy89 0

What's so wrong with Japan?

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esme3101 0

that beach looks great which one is it. I'm from sydney too

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Minx108 12

I want to know what beach it is too! I'm visiting next month :)

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btbamfan75 0

just blast some whitechapel during, im pretty sure theyll find that as disgruntling as you having to listen to sex.

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death_rose567 4

I would just go and have sex when I know for a fact that they're home. Make sure it's really loud though ;)

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Killuhk 8

Looks like you have competition haha...words of advice..do it longer, harder, and louder ;)

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_streets_ 19

Darn. Don't ya just hate it when that happens?

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Ugi 26

If it's an ordeal, you're doing it wrong!

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rattusrattus 18

Alternatively, you're doing it very, VERY right. ;)

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