By unsatisfied - Australia
  Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
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  DjeePee  |  24

Agree. I wanted to say something about communication for the first time in my FML-life, but actually, he communicated. He did it in a bad way, but still, he did it. Saying 'she sounds like fun', is like giving you an open invitation to...euhm...tickle his pickle. But you didn't. You don't sound like fun. And then you're surprised it's four months ago? Are you too fucking lasy to get him in the mood, eventhough you're expecting him to do it?

Communication, communication, tralalalalala.

  skittle68  |  0

4 months is a long time when you are in s relationship. Maybe you went 10 months, but I bet you were single. I went a year when I was single, but that's completely different

By  maphineRAWRS  |  10

why/why not?
initiate it? talk to him about why he won't? give him a good bj? dress sexy for him? spice it up? wear a kinky outfit (I hear sexy school girl is the best, kind of worries me how many guys fantasies are to be pedos though) or just get better in bed?


when you are married the correct answer, when your friends ask about frequency, is always, "once or twice a week" ...even if it has been 4 months.

It becomes marital cliche. like how coaches always say, "we've gotta take one game at a time" during every post-game interview. :)

  Terezi  |  0

I've been married almost 4 years, and besides the six weeks after our daughter was born, we've never gone more than a week without sex.

By  gusgus36  |  5

oh wow.. four months since you had sex? sounds like it's time for a talk. people go through lulls or whatever, but I don't think you go 4 months without sex for no reason. there could be some medical explanation, so he could ask a doctor. if not... well, nothing wrong with not being in the mood occasionally, but 4 months must mean a serious underlying problem

  starile  |  19

And video-tape said sex battle and post it on the internet for us to vote on. If it's been 4 months, though, you'll have to put up quite a fight to compete with your horny neighbors.

By  skyeyez9  |  24

When I lived in an apartment, I would sometimes hear our neighbors having sex. The guy would make these weird grunting and croaking noises! Like a moose during mating season.