FML : Today, I learned that some days you win, and some days you clean up skunk carcass with a snow shovel in the rain in formerly waterproof boots. FML

Today, I learned that some days you win, and some days you clean up skunk carcass with a snow shovel in the rain in formerly waterproof boots. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Stinky - / Wednesday 3 May 2017 06:00 / United States - Roanoke

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By Colon_Man | 17

#7448370 - Wednesday 3 May 2017 15:40

Hey! Free skunk!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7448382 - Wednesday 3 May 2017 16:00

Did you raise a huge stink about it?

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By Cali | 51

#7448365 - Wednesday 3 May 2017 15:27

I once scooped up a raccoon carcass with a regular (dirt) shovel in the rain. It almost felt like a proper funeral.

fofopotato | 12

#7448397 - Wednesday 3 May 2017 16:33

Metal.

By Colon_Man | 17

#7448370 - Wednesday 3 May 2017 15:40

Hey! Free skunk!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7448382 - Wednesday 3 May 2017 16:00

Did you raise a huge stink about it?

By RichardPencil | 25

#7448413 - Wednesday 3 May 2017 17:05

That sucks!
Aw, I'm sorry.
I hope you mean EX-skunk!
More like fuck the skunk's life.

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