By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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dg72592_fml 0

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

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acc093 0

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...

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HoushDey84 0

I... never knew females came :s ....you ain't doin it right...

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ellameno 2

Really people. Faking it isn't the decent, polite, caring thing to do. It's lying. And it's doing a huge disservice to yourself and your lover.

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Brittanyy 0

You should have made her get on top. Make her do all the work and then sigh at how bored you are.

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TEAZO 0

well then spice it up! bring in the toys or other people lmao

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Miru_fml 0

Maybe you guys were in the same position for too long?

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The_Man_fml 0

I hope you atleast finished yourself. Its a race to get off and, I know I like to win everytime. Tell her to shut up she can play solataire in a bit because your leaveing after.

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jjjlc6173 0

a boardgame rather than sex? really were you that bad?

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Kyothine 0

#4, if you were trying to be clever, **** off.

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choppedNskrewed 0

haha #4 thts pretty ****** man ... u either suck in bed, or shes an idiot

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popcorn_chicken 0

"I thought she was getting really hot and ready to cum" Wait im confused.

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