By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 143
You deserved it 23 110

Same thing different taste

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dg72592_fml 0

"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.

try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...

Comments

@ #4, I really hope you were kidding with that comment, esp. after looking at your profile. Anyway, I agree, your life is ******.

MCart_fml 0

LOL right on #26. #11 has a great point too, gotta warm her up first or the sex won't be good.

hellokittylol 0

holy crap that sucks try kama =) it works or have in other places like trhe bathroom or something and new positions XD guaranteed

i actually feel the need to educate #4 on sex if he or she doesnt know that girls come haha

I don't agree, #47. Just because there's a general consensus that the average length of sex lasts a sad, sad 7 minutes doesn't really mean that the maximum without pain should be a rough 20. It depends a lot on foreplay which should ideally last 20 minutes in itself. With proper arousal and everything being set up right, sex should have no problem lasting 30 minutes; an hour; hell, even two hours, and I know it can be done. Besides, the woman generally lasts longer than the man, anyway.

thats ****** up. get a new girlfriend? :]

that sux atleast my gf moans and means it!!

screw that, flip her over and stick it in the other one. That'll stop her sighing.

Dude, thats harsh. I hope she has other qualities about her that mean a lot to you otherwise I'd say you can do better