Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
julie1209 0
bahahahahhaha!! that's funny.. but that does suck also! uhhh well, at least you know the truth right?
cliter_dick 2
wish it was me... I had never had sex... but wanna... any girls here know how it feels? does it hurt... or feel good?? or both?!?
Lizz7 0
I have a guy friend who once ******'d so hard that he passed out for 3 hours- didn't fall asleep, went completely unconscious. Its part of what happens if there is enough of the hormones released.
joemk2012 0
Admit it....That isn't your girlfriend...You slipped her some roofies, didn't you? Hey, whatever floats your boat
julieee015 0
hahahahahha I just laughed
delanie2580 0
lmao! she must have gotten bored
phill27 0
did you keep going ??
Pew_Headshot 0
don't stay up too late, children
13__Loki__13 1
Weak, so very weak. Your "skills" bored her to sleep. Sadness
anqie 3
cliter_dick imake my gf hurt bad