Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
audi00 0
ya u suck then that will never happen to me
cheerleader_hna 0
alrighty ; i personally think that you need too do something more too keep her entertained ; like try something she is not used too ! you know ? apparently your boring ( i mean this in the nicest way possible ) . so ; like i said learn new things and keep her interested ; then , nothing can go wrong (: .
myguitar222 0
i thot that was a good thing
cliter_dick 2
dudes I found a dildoo!!!!! and it hurts ad feeelllss soooooooooooo hoops at the same time.... esspessicaallllyyy when I rub my ********!!! ahhhhhhhh
mags_mae2010 0
you put her to bed alright :)
XxHardcorexFMLxX 0
u suck
ladiesworld23 0
This site is full with a bunch double standard assholes.The same situation happen,but OP was a woman with her boyfriend and everyone call her bitch.more people press the Ydi button, but when its a guy its awwwwwww poor fella.
Paris_LovezYhu 0
that doesn't mean u were bad at it it couldve of been she it tired quickly that's what it does sometimes ;] good luck next time
SaturnE_fml 0
I doubt he's upset she fell asleep because he feels inadequate... He just didn't want to do all the work. You might just take too long to cum, OP, and she rode her cloud (thus the moaning) to sandman land. I mean, she _could_ have been faking and fell asleep from the boredom of it, but then FYL for having a GF who doesn't know what gets her off.
superbored104 0
today, I got laid. FML??? no pal, I don't think so.