Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
tweetbaby14 18
sooooo what you're saying is you suck and not in a good way
Sieg83 0
wow...u got faked! lol
flyhightothesky 0
just to say. when u **** them hard enough. they will fall asleep after cuz it wears them out.... either that or u must really be boring. pretty sad I must say
italianbabii_fml 0
ouch that sucks bad
crazykidd011_fml 0
she was faking her moans the whole time. sorry budd..
angry_wildebeast 0
#8 is a bitch
Sekococo 0
cliter_dick i see a great relationship between us lol cliter_dick wasnt as bad as period_cup *shudders*
cliter_dick 2
haha how old are you and r u a boy or a girl?
mongeealx 0
That usually happens when it was really good and you are both done. YIKES just kill yourself now!
joshua7 0
what did your dick fall off or somthing what the hell!
cliter_dick 2
what r u talkin bout?
cliter_dick 2
when I do myself I usually take a long nap afterward!!!