Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
mandy248 0
wow. u must fail at life. or maybe she was really tired?
Csar 0
Lol. She was faking. You are a n00b at sex. Lol.
Floyd4Ever 0
This is the only downside to Roofies, otherwise everyone would use them...
EmoBallerina666 0
you just put her to bed bed bed ;)
evanine9 0
wow I hope you took advantage of that!! lmfao
Hoarebag 0
Should have done what you wanted then and there! No answer isn't necessarily 'no' ;)
shawna3839 4
Lmfao!! After 3 hours of crying this made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe
KidJase 1
Maybe your erection fell asleep too
awesomeboii 0
That's the time so be a creep and get all freaky. xD
dudeman1212 22
Today, I got home from a long day at work and my boyfriend and I had passionate sex. It was ok, but I moaned nicely so he felt good. Halfway through, I was so tired from work I started to fall asleep. I did. He still wont talk to me. FML