Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
khodges2 0
little penis bastard!
HunniHeart 4
She was probably faking it for a while and got tired of it eventually lol.
jms11214 0
Deuteronomy 6:32 says 32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
phill27 0
did you keep going?
thedivinecomeD 0
I don't see this as a bad thing... BTW, is it rape if she doesn't know EXACTLY what your doing, but she does know that you started having sex...because then...;)
Wasted_Elmo 6
think you should watch more **** and learn from the pro's that way you can keep her awake by tossing her around in bed with every move or try hitting some karmasutra books that way she can sleep more comfy and u get ur nut off
tia73 0
don't you know you gotta switch it up a bit? move her legs above your shoulders, that'll wake her ass up. go niiseee and rough if she starts gettin quiet, and if she complains stop and say "no sleepers in this animal bed!!"
tia73 0
it depends on his size Hun, either way though, after a few thrusts or 5 minutes it'll stop hurting. (my mans a magnum, so whenever wedont do it for even like 2 days it hurts but it gradually goes away) it will always vary, however, and the experience may never be describable. most o can say for ya is it's damnnnnn good feelin right there.
cliter_dick 2
magnum?
Sekococo 0
@113 do you watch shanedawson ;)
cliter_dick 2
yes I do... why? ohh because my name is cliter_dick yah hahaha that's where I got it!! :). going shopping with my mom " " can u imagine like little kids texting that to eachother??? I'm going to hell...,, yah I f-ing love that video!!!
cliter_dick 2
how would that slove anything?!?