Face gone out of control

By UnfortunatelyAmusing - 05/11/2013 00:25 - United States - Princeton Junction

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Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML
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zingline89 18

Are you sure that's the head they're laughing at?

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daniel_dd31 13

Doggy style so they won't see your face.

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zingline89 18

Are you sure that's the head they're laughing at?

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ItsAUnicorn 27

But why not change your face to neutral or something? Of you feel really embarassed about it, better play safe

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RadikulRam 16

#15 Film yourself having sex, in 3 years time, and you'll see if that's possible.

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feelingold 18

That's the least of your problems... If the sex was great she wouldn't be focusing on the expression. Up your game.

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citygirl28 11

Look OP, most guys make some pretty funny expressions but if the sex is great she won't even notice. But the truth is that casual sex - while there's nothing wrong with it - is rarely mindblowing. Focus on developing a really strong chemistry and attraction with one girl, date, let tension build, plenty of kissing & unresolved foreplay - get to know what she likes before simply having sex. Even then it may take a few times before you really click with her sexually.

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ItsAUnicorn 27

#19 I personally don't think that filming a 15 Y/o during sex is a very bright idea... But according to OP's story I assume that the sex isn't that great, because otherwise these girls wouldn't pay that much attention to his sex face (if the girl is really enjoying it, she wouldn't burst out laughing..) And whenever the sex isn't great it must be easier to adjust his face, right?

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JMichael 25

30-he did say 3 years time. So when you are 18.

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Sports_guy3 28

I can't believe this?! I moderated this no, and it still got in. WTF

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Javier6597 19

I wonder if she laughed as much as the gf of the guy who yells "KHAN!" when he comes

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mkcontrollers 11

Time to start giving it to them from behind!!

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eddeeezzyy 19

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feelingold 18

2's just too decent a guy for this FML...

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graceinsheepwear 33

You have an expression you think of as "the rape face"? Because that's not creepy at all.

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daniel_dd31 13

Doggy style so they won't see your face.

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OMG_ZOMBIES 15

Well, you and me Baby ain't nothing but mammals after all.

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Ladisa 28

Let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel.

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onealmxwilson 18

Sex is a Texas job

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Nyx_fml 23

OP was just talking about the queue of girls lining up to have sex with him.

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RedPillSucks 31

well, because nobody can resist the funny sex face. :-o

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Infamous_Tora 12

Practice makes perfect. Keep at it, You'll eventually get the face down to where its not that funny

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Kruiser 16

Well hey if this is the third girl in a row at least you're doing something right! Always a bright side op :)

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rebellionwars 11

Um no, the girls the only reason this person is getting laid more than once is because these women haven't seen this face he is making.

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CallMeWindSock 24

You haven't either, shut up.

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eddeeezzyy 19

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IvyOswin 17

Keep them engaged. If you're doing an awesome job, they won't be focusing on anything specific like your sex face. Blow their minds and I'm sure they won't laugh.

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castleofg1ass 19

At least you're bringing them some sort of joy during sex. Some guys can't even make it fun

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Atrocyty 16

O wow, that is unfortunate.

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