By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 005
You deserved it 5 673

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It's an asshole, what the **** does he expect it to look like? If he cares that much about bleaching assholes, he should bleach himself for being one.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Assholes are meant to get rid of waste. It isn't supposed to look like snow white's soft rosy cheeks. If he insists, tell your BF to Pay for your butt bleaching. I wouldn't pay out of pocket since he is the one that wants it. He may change his mind if he has to pay for it.

skyeyez9 24

I would also suggest along with paying for yours, that he should also bleach his as well. I doubt he'd set foot in a salon and spread ''em for this humiliating treatment, but expect you do go thru.

fukmefreddy 4

60 - when did you become the bona fide, relationship master at age sixteen? it's great that you have standards, and feminist empowerment, but maybe some of us, myself and 39 included, enjoy healthy relationships based on compromise and honesty... btw, I bet your brown eye could use some bleach... oh wait, that's your mouth all that crap is coming out of, sorry.

WrongRomance 11

Good job commenting oon the thread :) It doesn't take an idiot to know that compromise works both ways. As I explained before, he could be the one to compromise as well, not just her. I wish your insult was more clever, as the mouth is a good few inches from the eye sockets.

150, I somehow feel that trying to make your partner make their butthole of all things prettier constitutes a healthy relationship. I feel that all of this compromising stuff should be about lifestyle choices that actually have an affect on them, not physical things you can't change without dangerous chemicals. I would never ask my girlfriend to change her appearence and I hopeshe wouldn't ask that of me. Further, there's a difference between saying "You'd look really cute with blond hair," and "You really need to go blond," since we're comparing dying hair to bleaching your butthole...

I can't help it, but I keep reading: "blahblahblah... some of us enjoy healthy relationships based on bleached buttholes." Also, stop bitching about 158's age. She's smart at her age and you're dumb at yours. Now go back watching your marvellous white butthole in a mirror.

WrongRomance 11

Thanks DjeePee :) I don't understand why a 39 year old who goes by "fukmefreddy" and shortens 'by the way' to 'btw' has the right to challenge my intellect, or relationship ideals. I not once have stated I was a "bona fide" relationship master. I simply think there are ways of compromising things healthily, and asking, not telling, would be a good start.

ElishaisSexy2016 9

I didn't know that was even possible O.O

Is that so? Cause it sounds like he's the only asshole that needs bleaching.

Tell him the closest thing to bleaching you are willing to do is using white TP for your bungholio. Seriously, what a way to torpedo a person's self-confidence. There is a better time and place to suggest bleaching one's asshole. WTF! You can say you would bleach him, but you need a lot of Bleach to completely submerge him.

Wrong time to say something like that, shouldn't have been said in the first place. Don't change yourself for anyone! They should love you for you, flaws and all.

kate3101 15

Seriously, I think if young men watched less **** they might have more realistic expectations of what women's bodies look like. Anal bleaching is gross, potentially hazardous and serves absolutely no purpose other than to satisfy someone else's strange idea of what you should look like.

I wouldn't say just men, but I do agree with the idea that most people's bodies are not the same as **** stars.

DatRealAssTruth 3

Lol whos asshole jsnt bleached wat r u a neanderthal?

stoptrying 9

A lot of chicks don't. But at least you've proven that **** is the only time you'll see a woman naked.

It booty must be pretty ****** up if he had to stop during Sex to tell u that