Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Monday 1 October 2012 9:02

It's an asshole, what the **** does he expect it to look like? If he cares that much about bleaching assholes, he should bleach himself for being one.

shadowsorel 15

Monday 1 October 2012 9:02

How the **** do you bleach an asshole?

Comments

baileymarie102 6

Thursday 4 October 2012 2:45

Lmfao what?? What does he expect!?

chockelvis 3

Thursday 11 October 2012 20:13

I just spit out my tea laughing at this comment haha

wtfmeesh 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 10:43

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allybeauregard27 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 4:14

do y'all have sex with all the lights on?

allybeauregard27 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 4:16

next time y'all are having sex wait till he gets close and say "babe you really need to bleach your entire ass"

jiggins007 4

Wednesday 28 November 2012 6:26

"So I should bleach you, asshole."

TheMystery13 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:48

So what are you waiting for? Have him bleached!

TheImaginarySong 16

Sunday 6 October 2013 4:48

Do people really bleach their butt hole? Because that sounds unhealthy

marijuflowers 6

Wednesday 18 June 2014 9:07

Wow such drama here. To OP: I think you should highlight to your boyfriend that he isn't exactly a **** star either.... Maybe you would like it if he enlarged what's in his pants, I mean if this is all about wanting the **** star look.. Right?? Seriously think you need a new partner.