By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
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ClassyCommando 13

It's an asshole, what the **** does he expect it to look like? If he cares that much about bleaching assholes, he should bleach himself for being one.

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emmacoo1 0

Well you ******* deserved it because of the fact that you were flaunting your sexual relationship. I don't need to know that there are more people in the world who aren't forever alone than people who are.

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SplotchyxDroneZ 7

I'm late on this but I think @91 needs a bleached asshole

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ihearuscreamin 13

Holy crap. This fml strand is no longer about the OP it's about a "who's right " war. Dude. Tell ur Bf to bleach his hole and go watch some **** and leave u be. End of story

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nihartg 0

Least you let him do it like that love doggy

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aj94w 4

"Don't worry about the color, 'cause you aren't going to be anywhere near it for a looooong time."

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nekoneko13 6

How dare he. How about he tries bleaching his own and then see what he has to say.

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